You Can Be Honest With Me

Am I this dorky?

Go ahead and watch the video. I'll wait.

Barbecue? Seriously? "Yay! The car doesn't smell like dead people. It smells like barbecue!" Give me a fucking break. His car looked about the same age as mine, just nastier on the outside, and it probably never smelled like dead people. Mine didn't. Even if it had, the smell would have been accompanied by a faint scent of formaldehyde, which would at least make it non-toxic. Nothing like rolling around town trailed by the scent of old meat and/or the ashes of a grilling adventure gone wrong.

Yeah, I'm hatin'. The car looks pretty cool on the outside. Somewhat cliche, but certainly well done. What remains is the guy driving it... what the fuck? What the hell is his deal? That is way too much car for not enough man.

That said, even my car's spacious grill-free rear cab might not have enough room for my obnoxious burgeoning ego.