I Should Have Guessed

In order to be recognized as an entity (rather than a person) on Facebook, you need to buy ad space at more than 50 cents a click. Robbery!

Actually, I wouldn't mind doing that for a short period of time, except I still don't have a service to advertise. Those who know me personally can attest to my general disdain for social networking sites, but they're not going away and I want to promote my car. The diminutive dilemma continues...

The Giant Barbie You Fear

Not me, silly.

Here is a funny story on CNN about the case of the mysterious bad-luck roaming zombie Barbie doll. I'm twice her size, but couldn't be as creepy if I tried.